Nov 30, 2009
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The School Bathroom Paradox, explained.
I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants at 5am in the morning. I was trying to sleep at 2am and in the end what I really accomplished was to waste 3 hours of my time in bed listening to my cranial jukebox (song stuck in my head like a broken record), and thinking about crassulacean acid metabolism in plants.
Okay, back to plant biology. I’ve got 5 more papers to go when all those majoring in business and accounting have already got the exams done with. Damn!
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Terry Mun (Teddy)
I'm relatively new to the design world - only to start learning HTML in secondary school and then moving on to (X)HTML and CSS in college. Since then I have been hand-coding my designs using notepad, alongside with the amazing help from Firebug. I embrace photography as a personal persuit during my free time, and I prefer spending the rest of it doing meaningless quizzes on Facebook and destroying the world (in Rampage World Tour, that is).
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Hhahahahaha. This just made my day!
IS INCREDIBLY AWESOME! And seriously, 5 more papers? =( I only have 1 more. Is it because your faculty is later or something?
Lol it explains everything perfectly in my previous school but fortunately not for my current one :D My school is awesome in a sense that the toilet is sparkling clean and has tissue all the time.
Unfortunately the corridor I’m living in is not the case. The girls here don’t usually flush after using the toilet but instead dump in lots of tissue paper into the toilet bowl after use.
Good luck with exams! I’m having mine in January and I’m not looking forward to explaining particle physics @_@
Sadly the same thing repeats in my university dorm (but not the university toilets haha). It gets exponentially dirty over the weekends where the cleaners are not around – the dudes on my floor obviously have not learned how to manipulate their male appendages to aim properly at the toilet bowl and instead, splatter urine everywhere in the cubicle. Some don’t even bother flushing, gosh.
In my primary school, none of the toilets were usable. Everytime I’d take a deep breathe before getting into the horrible toilet, and then leave as soon as possible. And did I mention that I’ve never taken a poop in the toilets before? The cubicles run out of toilet papers all the time that little kids actually resort to cleaning themselves with the bare hands and smearing, well, fecal matter all over the walls. Now *that’s* nightmarish.
Thanks for the best wishes! Good luck to you too!
Sounds like the bathrooms we have at work, lol. :P
Five papers!? Good lord, Teddy. Your school sounds so intense. :( I hope you’re doing okay! Good luck! And try to get some proper sleep, geesh! :P
I actually kind of regretted taking up so many modules this semester. I had seven papers to clear in total, but at least when I’m done with the extra papers, I have less courses to clear in my final years when I can sit back and relax :) teehee!
The bathroom at your workplace is seriously that bad? Oh dear lord! No way!
They are bad. At least towards the end of the night.. and I’m usually left to clean them. I normally clean the ladies and leave the guys to whoever is closing with me, hehe. The guys is usually clean is just smells REALLY bad. Now the girls… can get quit nasty, I am not even going to indulge into that one. :P
You’re right though! Hopefully your later years in school won’t be as compact & frantic! It’d be nice to have a little break & less courses, for sure. :)
Oh! I got my new replacement laptop in today and it’s actually A WHOLE LOT better than my original so I am quite happy! :) Looks like I may not need to raise hell after all… Lucky them. >:P
Owww. I wonder if the lavatories are open to customers as well? I can’t imagine the toilets getting so dirty if it’s opened to employees only – then there must be some really dirty person in the bookstore, haha! Yea, for some reason the male toilets get really dirty. That makes me wonder why because I’d expect guys to have better control over where their urine is actually going… you get the idea, right? In my dorm’s male toilet, urine is splattered all over the place except the toilet bowl. I wonder how they aim at the first place, lol!
Glad to hear that you’ve got a better laptop! I heard it’s a lot better than your old broken one heh! Now that’s something that you really deserve for all the trouble. Congrats!
zzzzzzZZZZZzzzZZzZz…get some quality zzz
try listening to some proper music to drown ur ‘jukebox’ ya ;)
@Chia Wei: It’s exactly like the toilets in my primary school, hahaha! I guess all Malaysians will understand our predicament.
@Eli: Yea, 5 papers. I’ll be sitting for 7 papers in total. But as of now, I have only 3 more left. Woohoo! Yea my faculty always start the latest and end the latest too… I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not. When is your last paper? Good luck dude!
@m3d: Haha, I will! It’s just that my biological clock is very messed up now. I sleep in the morning and I nap at night. Urgh. Oh, and how’s the preparation going on your side? Hope everything is all good! I can’t wait for the big day!
hahas hey teddy. shit. so are you teddy or terry? *seriously confused* coz your fb is R and ur blog is D haha ohwells. I addressed ur letter to R though.
anyhoo, i LOVE graphjam, they make me LOL so much. heh. this paradox thing is soooo true! =D
Also check out MLIA =) mylifeisaverage .com .. haha it’s pretty hilarious too =)
good luck for your exams!!
hehe i wish i could sleep in (later) the morning and nap (earlier) at night
its all good coussie…thanks!….see you in a weeks time alright ;)
haha, this is so cool and funny! lol!