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I WILL FAIL YOU!!!!

Oh, looks like we have driven our egoistic, bigoted lecturer (let’s call him L then) up the wall. Here’s the email he sent out, in it’s entirely, to the inboxes of those unfortunate students like me who were forced to take up this core subject.

From: L** **** ****
Sent: Sat 10/31/2009 12:25 PM
To: “BS***-LEC-09S1″
Subject: Another WARNING from ** L**: BS***-LEC-09S1

If you have nothing better to do, PLEASE DO NOT email me with panicky messages like “Oh my god!!! Does that mean i do not have a mark for CA? cry …”

WARNING: If I get any of these STUPID emails again, I will REALLY REALLY FAIL whoever sends me these emails that DRIVE ME UP THE WALL!!!!!

I regretted sending the email about possible uploading problems if your file contains non-alphabetic characters like “-” as in “BS***-xxx” There is ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM with this filenaming convention.

FOR THE LAST TIME, if the system acknowledges that it has received your upload, then THAT IS IT!!!!! If I have not received your assignment file after the deadline (over now), I will SOON BE CONTACTING you. If you don’t hear from me, you are OK.

SO PLEASE DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT email me further with STUPID, STUPID, KIASI, KIASI EMAILS asking me to check your uploads.

WARNING WARNING WARNING – IF I EVER RECEIVE ANOTHER SUCH STUPID EMAIL FROM ANYONE FROM HEREON, I WILL NOT BE NICE ANYMORE AND WILL FAIL (READ CAREFULLY) I WILL FAIL YOU!!!!

This email made my day. I just feel very, very, very obliged to dedicate a post to his email. Wow, and all-caps sentence? Groundbreaking.

Moral of the story – if you have a cohort of almost 400 students, ask them to hand in their research paper in hardcopy. And don’t whine about the technicians, L. They’re innocent. You have trampled on their dignity like a mad bull on a beautiful lawn, and mama karma is now on her way back giving a good kick to your butt.

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17 responses to “I WILL FAIL YOU!!!!” » Leave a response

  1. xunResponse

    lucky, my lecturer in Ausi can still bare with us. It was the system issue, where you can’t update the file you uploaded.

    fuh~

  2. Eli JamesResponse

    Let’s try to be nice la, he/she probably just had a bad day, or was waiting for an email from a long lost friend/relative, and then opened the inbox today to find 400 emails screaming OMG MAI ASSIGNMENT HAS FAIL?

  3. IvyResponse

    Wow, talk about being professional.

    Granted 400 “kiasi” emails must be quite annoying. But I think, as a lecturer, s/he should maintain a certain composure – that comes part and parcel of every job.

  4. Chia WeiResponse

    Still though, I think people have a certain threshold for frustration. Some people just don’t handle frustration as well.

    Even though some of my lecturers constantly get bombarded by “stupid” emails by students, and though they get frustrated, they won’t go to such an extent to spam all 400 student’s inboxes.
    I would think making it clear in class would look much more professional.
    Perhaps I’m lucky to have such a lecturer.

  5. LawrenceResponse

    Serious? Ur lecturer emailed that?? =.=

  6. LatrinaResponse

    Wow. I was thinking exactly what Ivy said above. I’m shocked that a professor emailed something of that stature. That’s very very unprofessional. :| I don’t care if he/she was having a bad day or not — there’s no excuse to act so bitchy & childish towards your students. I could not imagine the trouble Chris would get in to if he talked that way towards his students! Wow. This blew my mind.. lol

    I’m sorry you had the.. pleasure.. of finding that in your inbox. :(

    On good news though: My laptop is back from the shop! Let’s hope it’s fixed this time around. As you can imagine, my hopes are not very high. :)

    I’m glad to be back and able to read my favorite blogs! Yayyy. Have a nice week, Teddy!

  7. Maria CelinaResponse

    While it is possible that external factors could be considered into why the lecturer probably had a day, lecturers are still required to conduct themselves professionally. Even during an angry email, one should be able to choose words and capitalisations carefully. The above email — although funny, I have to admit — was not professional in the least.

  8. ChienResponse

    I just had to laugh especially when I saw the word Kiasi. I still am in disbelief that a lecturer, a professional, had to resort to caps to vent his frustration about system failures :P

    Maybe it’s just one of the times that s/he has to blow it up to calm down. I just hope that in the future, I wouldn’t be like that XD

  9. Patrick KuaResponse

    Hahahahahaha.. Your lecturer is funny!

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