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Naked Truth & Duckie Land

Naked Truth

One day a man left his office bag at home, and rushed back from his office in the morning. As he reached home, he found his house door wide open and heard some noise upstairs. He rushed upstairs, finding his wife naked and prespiring on the bed.

“What happened? Why are you naked and sweating like crazy?!” asked the husband.

“I have a heart attack!” moaned the wife.

Immediately the husband ran downstairs to get the phone. While he was about to dail 911, his son Tommy rushed downstairs and told him, “Daddy, I saw Uncle Tommy naked in your wardrobe!” The husband rushed upstairs again and saw his brother naked.

“What the hell are you thinking you’re doing?!” scolded the husband, “You should be ashamed of yourself – my wife is having a heart attack and you’re running about naked scaring the kids!”

Duckie Land

3 women died at the same time and arrive outside the heaven’s door. St Peter told them that once they entered heaven, they must not step on any ducks.

The first woman entered heaven. On the first step she accidentally stepped on a duck. St Peter came and chained her to a fat, ugly, smelly and dirty old man.

The second woman entered heaven. On the 100th step she accidentally stepped on a duck. St Peter came and again, chained her to another fat, ugly, smelly dirty old man.

The third woman walked carefully through heaven, which is filled with ducks completely. Until one day, without stepping on any ducks, St Peter came to her and chained her to a handsome young man. The woman asked the young man, “Why do I have this pleasure to be chained to such a handsome young man?”

“I don’t know why, but I stepped on a duck,” he replied.

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