Hello there. I am Terry and I am a full-time undergraduate based in Singapore. I take photos, write a blog and design websites.

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Husband & Wife

Story #1
Once upon a time, there was a husband and a wife. The husband always go to work while the wife stays at home and iron out all the housework. One day, the husband told the wife…

“Hey honey,you’ve helped me a lot in terms of solving real life problems and difficulties! Everytime I look at your photo, I got the motivation to solve stuff.”

“Oh wow, do my face have such a wonderful magical power?”

“Everytime I look at your photo, I will tell myself, ‘What problem can be worse than this?'”

Story #2
Once upon a time, there was a husband and and a wife. The wife asks the husband, “After 50 years being married, I am still wondering which part of me made you choose me as your lifetime parter. My sexy body? My watery eyes? My seducive lips?”

“None of them. It’s your sense of humour,” replied the husband.

Story #3
Once upon a time, there was a husband and a wife. They went on a cruise trip to the Bahamas when the cruise started to sink of hitting the shallow seabed. A helicoper came to their rescue, and the pilot extended a rope down to the deck and so both of them grabbed the rope. While the helicopter was travelling to the nearest land, the pilot told them that the rope gonna snap because it was meant to hold one person.

“My dear, I’ve been sacrificing for the family since I married you. And so now I am proud to volunteer myself to jump into the sea to save you. And I hope that you can live happy every after,” said the wife.

“Oh honey, you’re so noble!” the husband clapped his hands.

Story #4
Once upon a time, there was a husband and wife. And wow, they had a kid. One day the kid asks his dad, “What’s the price of marrying mom?”

“I am not really sure, son,” said the dad “I haven’t finish paying.”

Story #5
Once upon a time, there was a husband and wife. The husband was a psychologist. One day this man came to his clinic and said that he was depressed. The husband told the man that everytime he was down, he will “do it” with his wife.

A week later, the man came back to the clinic. He told the husband, “Wow, you have really a nice house, and your wife is great.”

Haha, guess that’s all for the lame jokes about husbands and wives I have. :D

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