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Cock-a-nathan?


Wondering who is Cock-a-nathan? Read on and you’ll know =)

Today we had double Maths period with our dearest Mr Lee. Instead of the extremely boring double Maths lesson we had for the year before (with ms Wun), Mr Lee actually tried to keep everybody happy and most importantly, paying attention to what is he saying.

Well, the trick what he is using is that he tells us the front part of a sounds-very-interesting story and then he continues to lecture (with a lot of boos and arghs from us). Then after completing a question then he would continue the story.

Today he told us a story about his ex-classmate when he was Secondary 2 (that’s decades ago!). His name is Jonathan but then he was so cocky and crappy than they nicknamed him Cock-a-nathan (which should be pronounced as co-co-na-thern). He tells lots of jokes but then he just like to eat a little bit of others food, so that he do not need to spend money for his meals.

Mr Lee bought 10 pieces of Wanton (some Chinese food) with soaked with chili. He ate 8 but unluckily he accidentally dropped 2 of them onto the floor. Then Mr Lee (or maybe Khen Seng at that time people called him) decided to teach him a lesson.

He and his friends, instead of throwing away the 2 dirty Wanton, they picked it up and dusted it (means that wiping it against some dusty corner in the classroom). They then put it back into the empty plastic back and as expected the Cock-a-nathan came to ‘claim his share over the food’. So they left the 2 pieces of Wanton to him and than Cock-a-nathan really ate them up!!! Omigosh!

Anyway they told Cock-a-nathan than the Wanton he ate was dusted. His face looks God damn awful. Haha, serve him right.

I’ve enjoyed Maths lesson with Mr Lee’s funny stories… any funny stories to share?

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