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Just A Little Joke

This is a joke I saw on a blog as a comment. This joke is posted by Eugene. This joke is just for entertainment purposes and hence do not take it seriously. If this joke accidentally offended anybody, I would say a sorry in advance of that. Happy now? Read on then =)

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day, resting. He asked God,

“Where have you been?”

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds.

“Look Michael, look what I have made,” said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,

“What is it?”

“It’s a planet,” replied God “and I’ve put life on it, I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.”

“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,

“For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor. The middles east over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people.”

God continued pointing to different countries.

“This one will be extremely hot and this one extremely cold, and this one covered in ice while that one plagued with volcanoes.”

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a small land mass and said,

“What’s that one?”

“Ah,” said God “That’s Malaysia, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful buildings and races rich in culture and history. The people from Malaysia are going to be modest, intelligent and humourous and they are going to be found travelling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high acheiving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,

“What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!”

God replied wisely,

“Wait until you see the jokers I’m putting next to them. I’m calling them ‘Singaporean’!”

Laugh out loud.

Special thanks to: Eugene.

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